NSFW. Melbourne. 21. Bisexual. Nymphy. Equality activist. Trying to change the world. Make up artist.
vodkadancer:

proof my boobs are like perfect but i really need to lose some weight hahahaha. :( 

what, no. perf errywhere

vodkadancer:

proof my boobs are like perfect but i really need to lose some weight hahahaha. :( 

what, no. perf errywhere

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5 hours ago

I’m not really cool telling folks how to raise they lil ugly ass kids.

quixon:

monarch-beta:

quixon:

Spank em, don’t spank em, do what you feel is right.

Just don’t abuse them, because if I see that, then I will 100% snitch on your despicable ass.

Yeah, violently assault them, or not, it’s your choice. Just don’t abuse them for real.

You know there’s a difference between spanking a child and physically assaulting them, right?

Right?

Getcho condescending ass the fuck on somewhere.

Obviously never got spanked before^^ or else you’ll have some fucking manners.

(via restoringfraillife)

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http://restoringfraillife.tumblr.com/post/83566273367/mypatronusisyou-dontbedeaded-penaltybox →

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old…

I’m Australian and I was born into family speaking Cantonese. I ended up learning Mandarin (The more used Chinese), Italian, French and Japanese. I’m freaking poor in all of them, but shit those choices are pretty darn good.

Though like, every other non english speaking country requires you to learn english, and be decent at it. That’s harsh man, that’s harsh.

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5 hours ago

Stealing shit from ShiftingCloud. Bored as bro…

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
Boyfriend

2. Are you outgoing or shy?
Quite the social butterfly. Unless I’m tired, or hate you. that could happen. Or if you’re too sexy.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
My dad.. havent seen him today =(

4. Are you easy to get along with?
I am and I’m not. I go on random rages of bitches, politics, people, issues. And then I’m super nice and shit. Then I’m not, and then I’m totally a slut. 

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
I don’t know but he’ll be angry. They always are. Pssh boys.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
Stupid boys and sadly, straight women (mostly).

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
Yeh.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
Bf, Jim, Dad. 

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
So, what do you wanna know? ;) lol

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Maddy

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
Thanks, goodnight.

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
Radio shit.

Replay, Chandelier, Loco, Never gonna be the same, Wiggle lol

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
As long as it’s the mid to bottom section, touch my fringe and DIE.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
yup

15. What good thing happened this summer?
road trips

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yes

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
hell yeahs

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
nope

19. Do you like bubble baths?
nah, i like spas.

20. Do you like your neighbors?
No. they shit ones

21. What are you bad habits?
I’m crude. BPD. Slutty. Say what I think.

22. Where would you like to travel?
everywhere and anywhere

23. Do you have trust issues?
yeah.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
painting my face.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
like, my skin, cause it aint flawless. and my boobs but they aiight

26. What do you do when you wake up?
groan. everytime. it’s a ‘ugh’ why am i up.

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
darker, girl cant get a tan T_T 

28. Who are you most comfortable around?
Brothers.

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
both of ‘em. Though i broke up with the second one. 

30. Do you ever want to get married?
planned it lol nah jks but yeah

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
HELL YEAH!

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
nina dobrev (so babe) and Shu Qi.

33. Spell your name with your chin.
no thanks.

34. Do you play sports? What sports?
nope. fat life.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
TV. 

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
Nope. Non o’ that pussy shit.

37. What do you say during awkward silences?
Well this is awkward. I’m seriously real blunt sometimes, in a bad way i think.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
Career driven, smart, polite. Suave and charming, treats a girl right, honest. Drinks but never enough to muddle his thoughts. Confident. Tall. Bit of a dare devil. Kinky and dominant in bed. A girl can dream.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
Factorie. real cheap shit for me.

40. What do you want to do after high school?
I wanted to become a writer. I’m in retail cosmetics. crazy.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
yeah, no. =)

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
Probably thinking ‘Are you fucking serious’ after every line you say. And wanting to blow my brains out because of it.

43. Do you smile at strangers?
I must for work. 

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
neither. just pictures please.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
Work. or food.

46. What are you paranoid about?
supernatural shit

47. Have you ever been high?
nope

48. Have you ever been drunk?
I have. unfortunately

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
not really…

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
dark blue

51. Ever wished you were someone else?
Nope but a better smarter prettier version of myself

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
boooobs pls

53. Favourite makeup brand?
Make up? YSL. Skin care? forever a lauder girl.

54. Favourite store?
MYERS

55. Favourite blog?
unexplained-events

56. Favourite colour?
Red/pink

57. Favourite food? 
Lasagna. I can eat my weight in that thing if i tried i bet!

58. Last thing you ate?
fried chicken maryland on red rice. let the viet in me rejoice.

59. First thing you ate this morning?
century egg and pork congee at noon. 

60. Ever won a competition? For what?
Spelling in primary. Reading in primary. (I was defs not the popular kid, like ever in school life)

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
Suspended for punching some guy who asked if my mum was as ugly as I was. Like wtf man, my mum is hot, i just don’t look like her okay.

62. Been arrested? For what?
Never. Almost.

63. Ever been in love? 
yeah, stupid then pity love. Bad things.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
I couldn’t move cause I was like ‘what’. It happened too sudden man. 

65. Are you hungry right now?
Yeah

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
Friends are friends. 

67. Facebook or Twitter?
Twitter sucks. 

68. Twitter or Tumblr?
Twitter sucks. 

69. Are you watching tv right now?
No. 

70. Names of your bestfriends? 
Connie, Maddy, Phuong, Tony. 

71. Craving something? What?
Migoreng. or a whopper.

72. What colour are your towels?
Pink and red. LOL

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
four.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
One. It’s Manny the pillow pet unicorn.

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
Like 30, all in the garage. I have never bought myself a stuffed toy.

75. Favourite animal?
Snakes and bears.

76. What colour is your underwear?
Red! ;) reow

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
neither.

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
blood orange or honeycomb

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Pink. This is a reoccuring thing now. its either red or pink

80. What colour pants?
No pants.

81. Favourite tv show?
Game of Thrones…books are better though

82. Favourite movie?
Captain America

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
The first one. havent seen the second.

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
21 Jump Street. 

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
The dude. lol

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
Dory

87. First person you talked to today?
Babe.

88. Last person you talked to today?
Still talking to my babe.

89. Name a person you hate?
First ex.

90. Name a person you love?
Andy, the lil bro

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
Fat bitches with bad personalities that think they’re hot stuff.

92. In a fight with someone?
Nope

93. How many sweatpants do you have?
3 pairs. pants are overrated

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
10+

95. Last movie you watched?
Captain america 2

96. Favourite actress?
Nina Dobrev

97. Favourite actor?
Captain america dude. Or tony stark. lol

98. Do you tan a lot?
I wish/I try

99. Have any pets?
Nope

100. How are you feeling?
happy ^^

101. Do you type fast?
meh avg.

102. Do you regret anything from your past?
lots.

103. Can you spell well?
not so much these days

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes, but it’s better this way.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
yeah, lovely stuff.

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
I think so

107. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yep. not fun

108. What should you be doing?
sleeping 

109. Is something irritating you right now?
nope

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
yes, but it wasnt worth it in the end.

111. Do you have trust issues?
yes

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Babe

113. What was your childhood nickname?
milky girl in chinese cause i was white as fuck

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
yep

115. Do you play the Wii?
no.

116. Are you listening to music right now?
Nope. 

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
viet version yeah boiiii

118. Do you like Chinese food?
to an extent.

119. Favourite book?
too many, 30+

120. Are you afraid of the dark?
yes

121. Are you mean?
Viciously

122. Is cheating ever okay?
nope but shit happens yo

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
I can. 

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Crazy attraction yes

125. Do you believe in true love?
To an extent. 

126. Are you currently bored?
A little. 

127. What makes you happy?
Writing, reading, chilling with mates, travelling, shopping, sleeping, eating, and dressing up.

128. Would you change your name?
Not even if i get married.

129. What your zodiac sign?
sagittarius. I’ll throw an arrow through your heart, you bet i will.

130. Do you like subway?
I don’t

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
This has happened. I just go ‘nah man, it’s too weird now’.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Maddy

133. Favourite lyrics right now?
nothing comes to mind.

134. Can you count to one million?
i won;t

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
I’m sorry, when i was obviously not.

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
Closed. 

137. How tall are you?
164

138. Curly or Straight hair?
I have wavy/curly hair but i like straight hair

139. Brunette or Blonde?
I am a tinted red asian girl atm

140. Summer or Winter?
prefer summer for sure

141. Night or Day?
love the sun, but love sleeping

142. Favourite month?
december, just cause my bday, xmas, and NYE.

143. Are you a vegetarian?
Nevaaaar

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Milk. or dark. 

145. Tea or Coffee?
tea mostly now, occasional coffee, i had migraines from caffeine addiction so i’m cutting down

146. Was today a good day?
Yeah

147. Mars or Snickers?
Neither

148. What’s your favourite quote?
Jealousy is an insult to oneself

149. Do you believe in ghosts?
yes

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
ceebs

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16 hours ago
rhysblargh:

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

They’re using a Mac; taking a screenshot with that if you’re not familiar with it is not at all obvious.

Just gonna say I’ve had my mac-air for 3 years and I don’t know how to take a screen cap/shot at all..

rhysblargh:

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

They’re using a Mac; taking a screenshot with that if you’re not familiar with it is not at all obvious.

Just gonna say I’ve had my mac-air for 3 years and I don’t know how to take a screen cap/shot at all..

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17 hours ago
melloscars:

cheesehime:

peppomint:

feyfield:

Just going to have a little say about the Australian benefits system (Centrelink). As an 18+ year old, full time student, I’m paid a little over $277 a fortnight. Per fortnight, I pay my mother $200 in board. I spend $62.40 on transport to university a fortnight, at least. That gives me $14.60 to live off per fortnight. So using my $7.30 a week, I’m expected to pay off my $1,000 debt to my mother for my car. I’m expected to also pay for my fuel ($40/week), insurance ($28/month) and registration ($600+/year). This is in addition to my phone ($39.90/month) and gym ($14/week). Plus $570 in textbooks per semester, roughly. I understand that I can go without my gym, car and phone - but how is a full time student expected to survive off $7 a week? I may sound ungrateful, but I cannot afford to do anything.
Though, add in the fact that I have a cash in hand job, and so Centrelink doesn’t know about it, I’m adding about $100-180 a week to that. Yet, I still can’t afford the above. And if Centrelink knew about my job and if it wasn’t cash in hand, they’d dock my pay to less than what it is.
But hey, as long as Mr Tony Abbot is happy and comfortable with his $500,00+ a year pay.

Posts like these matter because so many people assume that the government gives you enough to survive but really
They don’t

im in a simalar situatuon, im 19 but living away from my parental home so i get a little more ($414) plus rent assistance ($126) but its still hardly enough with rent ($607/month) and my own car stuff with my rego due soon ($600ish i have consession) then my food ($30-$50 per/week - depends on sales and how long till next pay) plus i still take public transport and drive places so thats more, plus i need my phone to be use able so that $30/month most of the time i have very little to spare let alone put into savings i normaly have to pull out of the money i put away for rent and put back next pay witch can screw me over food wiseoh…and i havent even started on uni costs or my social life

You get centrelink AND manage to have a social life? Impressive

Your centrelink payments are supposed to pay basics. I worked my ass off and never had my payment docked. Speak to them, don’t whinge about it. You’re lucky you even get that. Some kids can’t even afford school. 
Fucking hell. I’m paying taxes for you little shits. Go work.

melloscars:

cheesehime:

peppomint:

feyfield:

Just going to have a little say about the Australian benefits system (Centrelink).
As an 18+ year old, full time student, I’m paid a little over $277 a fortnight. Per fortnight, I pay my mother $200 in board. I spend $62.40 on transport to university a fortnight, at least.
That gives me $14.60 to live off per fortnight. So using my $7.30 a week, I’m expected to pay off my $1,000 debt to my mother for my car. I’m expected to also pay for my fuel ($40/week), insurance ($28/month) and registration ($600+/year). This is in addition to my phone ($39.90/month) and gym ($14/week). Plus $570 in textbooks per semester, roughly.
I understand that I can go without my gym, car and phone - but how is a full time student expected to survive off $7 a week? I may sound ungrateful, but I cannot afford to do anything.

Though, add in the fact that I have a cash in hand job, and so Centrelink doesn’t know about it, I’m adding about $100-180 a week to that. Yet, I still can’t afford the above. And if Centrelink knew about my job and if it wasn’t cash in hand, they’d dock my pay to less than what it is.

But hey, as long as Mr Tony Abbot is happy and comfortable with his $500,00+ a year pay.

Posts like these matter because so many people assume that the government gives you enough to survive but really

They don’t

im in a simalar situatuon, im 19 but living away from my parental home so i get a little more ($414) plus rent assistance ($126) but its still hardly enough with rent ($607/month) and my own car stuff with my rego due soon ($600ish i have consession) then my food ($30-$50 per/week - depends on sales and how long till next pay) plus i still take public transport and drive places so thats more, plus i need my phone to be use able so that $30/month most of the time i have very little to spare let alone put into savings i normaly have to pull out of the money i put away for rent and put back next pay witch can screw me over food wise
oh…and i havent even started on uni costs or my social life

You get centrelink AND manage to have a social life? Impressive

Your centrelink payments are supposed to pay basics. I worked my ass off and never had my payment docked. Speak to them, don’t whinge about it. You’re lucky you even get that. Some kids can’t even afford school. 

Fucking hell. I’m paying taxes for you little shits. Go work.

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18 hours ago
To my Melbourne fellows →

shiftingcloud:

nymphett-amine:

shiftingcloud:

nymphett-amine:

shiftingcloud:

psyanidemilk:

shiftingcloud:

Has anyone been to a bar called the Silk Road somewhere in the CBD? I’ve seen photos on the webz and it looks really nice! If y’all have been and have some info on it (price range, dress code, clientèle, music), please PM me. Or reblog, whatever you prefer.

If it’s the one…

for some reason the tumblr app only showed the first paragraph of this response at first.

that sounds like a pretty crummy experience with the food though! I only want to go there for a drink or two just to feel like a boss, but I don’t have any friends anyway so Golden Monkey seems like a less awkward place to hit up solo.

First mission is to recruit new friends.

But I’m your friend! Actually I was at crown easter thursday for that massive event and I called quits at 1:30 cause I was tired. Man, I’m getting too old for it obviously… pretty sure it’s called Ms Collins now. I think it’s been refurbished under new owners. But I could be wrong.

Oh I didn’t forget you, but you’re also quite the workoholic! We still haven’t caught up since Sir Terence introduced us at Love Machine.
I just checked their website (where the photos were much less impressive than photos from other sources) and you’re right, it is called Ms Collins! I’m not feeling that at all. 
Well if we ever have some late beverages, I don’t think I would last that long either. Unless I’m partying solo at home, I can’t do the all night and morning sesh like I used to. Here’s to gettin’ onnn in age! Haha! 

It is a new atmosphere that neither I am too keen on. Apparently, my female sources tell me its good. So in turn there will be a wolfly gang of men contantly present lol but its a very expensive taste, but not tasteful from what I gathered, type of place. Rich people being trashy type o’ place. Mainly fobs I suspect. Male crowd anyways.

We do need to catch up! But you’re right about the age catching up to us :( I am just consistently tired or ceebs nowadays.

I’d rather hit up that karaoke place again where hostesses make you feel like a boss, if I had that kind of money. Guess I’ll just keep prowling around for a cute little water hole. 
You don’t have a set roster, do you? 

I miss going to karaoke and no I don’t which sucks balls

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vodkadancer:

lxscivious:

▼Explicit Pale▲

what the FUCK is explicit pale!!!!! they’re just boobs ok calm down with ur soft grunge god.

vodkadancer:

lxscivious:

▼Explicit Pale▲

what the FUCK is explicit pale!!!!! they’re just boobs ok calm down with ur soft grunge god.

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